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Stevmay09
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 |  Subject: Chuck Norris facts  Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:52 am | |
| Post some Made up chuck norris facts, and i'll edit this post to add them!
Chuck Norris can drown a fish
The world will end in 2012...When chuck norris farts.
Only chuck norris can defeat Chuck Norris
if Chuck Norris says "Get skinny!!", the fat in your body will leak out of your belly button.
Nobody voted for Obama. Only Chuck Norris did (EderRedField)
Only Chuck Norris can prevent Wildfires (RetryThis)
Chuck Norris beat Sonic the Hedgehog in a race (RetryThis)
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris facts Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:14 pm | |
| You can't feed him from 12AM-8AM or else he will lose his ability to 0wnZ |
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arthrax
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Age: 16
Location: MA
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris facts Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:26 pm | |
| chuck norris invented the apple
chuck norris died twice and lived to tell the tale
when chuck norris gets in water, he doesnt get wet. the water gets chuck norris. |
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Stevmay09
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Join date: 2009-10-11
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Location: Alabama
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris facts Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:46 pm | |
| | Trooper1928 wrote: | | You can't feed him from 12AM-8AM or else he will lose his ability to 0wnZ |
Chuck Norris can never lose his ability to "0wnZ" |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris facts Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:14 pm | |
| | Stevmay09 wrote: | | Trooper1928 wrote: | | You can't feed him from 12AM-8AM or else he will lose his ability to 0wnZ |
Chuck Norris can never lose his ability to "0wnZ" |
DANG! Your right, it wont even slow him down. |
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Anonymous52555
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Location: Why would I tell you
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris facts Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:39 am | |
| Chuck norris died 10 years ago.  too bad the Grim reaper is to scared to tell him  |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris facts Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:09 pm | |
| Chuck Norris can eat 20 bananas whitout chewing.
Chuck Norris can run to Stevmay09's house and back without drinking coffee.
Chuck Norris can eat whitout opening his mouth.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to drink water, he runs on it. |
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Lorenzo45
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Join date: 2009-10-14
Age: 16
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris facts Fri Oct 01, 2010 12:56 am | |
| every Guinness book of world records shows the second best records because chuck norris holds every record  not very good when 2 chuck norrises collide, it creates a big bang  |
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Stevmay09
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Location: Alabama
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris facts Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:00 am | |
| Chuck Norris had his own brand of Toilet paper.
However, it was banned because Chuck Norris doesn't take Sh*t from anyone. _________________  |
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yomigame
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Join date: 2009-11-09
Age: 17
| | Subject: Chuck norris Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:05 am | |
| When Chuck Norris was born
before the doctor slap him
The doctor cried |
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Stevmay09
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris facts Sun Oct 03, 2010 4:21 pm | |
| The scariest moment in a child's life is not when they find out that Santa doesn't exist, but when they find out that Chuck Norris does. _________________ |
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Anonymous52555
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris facts Sun Oct 03, 2010 4:24 pm | |
| chuck norris invented every colour in the colour spectrum, except pink. Tom Cruise Invented pink
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Stevmay09
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris facts Sun Oct 03, 2010 4:32 pm | |
| Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, but the Grim reaper was too scared to tell him. _________________ |
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Anonymous52555
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris facts Sun Oct 03, 2010 6:30 pm | |
| | Stevmay09 wrote: | | Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, but the Grim reaper was too scared to tell him. |
isn't that a fact i posted. but it was 10 years not 20
chuck norris died twice and lived to tell about it.
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EderRedfield
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris facts Sun Oct 03, 2010 7:27 pm | |
| Chuck Norris is Darth Vader's father |
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